Urban Nonsense

Here's one of those random things you get in bulletins and emails telling you to answer the questions. But I thought this one was pretty funny I thought I would share.


The rules are go to urbandictionary.com and search your answer to the question, then use that definition to answer the question.


1- Name-


1. Victoria (n): pretty much the most awesome person you will ever hope to meet. many people try to be as ballin as victoria but in many cases do not succeed. victorias are pretty awesome and pretty much the greatest thing since...there basically goddesses and are super gorgeous! <3>

woah look at victoria, shes more ballin then that kid in detroit son.

2- Age-


1. 24. The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.

I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead

3- Friends Name-


1. Andrea. comes from the Latin meaning "Womanly" or "Beautiful Lady". She is steadfast and confident,honest and reliable.A tower of strenth for thoughs she cares for and a rock to the family.

That girl is quite the Andrea.

4- What should you be doing?


1. Laundry. Can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."

A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."

5- Favorite Color-


1. Purple. Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

6- Hometown-


1. Salt Lake City. Is a huge city that is full of weird rude people. Alot of bums and bad roads. A place where the streets dont have names but instead go by numbers followed by north south east west. It takes forever to get from one place to the next..The night life there sucks ass. Utah sucks.

I f-ing hate salt lake city people

(Technically Salt Lake is not my home town however my city is not listed. So I used a larger close city.)

7- Birthday Month-


1. February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year) Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.

People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PISCES. This is the best Zodiac sign.


"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"

"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"
"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
"ahhhhhhh"

8- Current Room-


1. Living room. A room in which people sit around in when they're bored at their house. Generally, there is a tv, and one or more couches.

What are you doing? Sitting in my living room, bored.

9- Nickname-


1. Tori. Someone of great nature, beauty, ediquette, and intellegent. often reffered to in the sense of a godlike being.

"Dude, Prince William is so awesome. Almost as awesome as Tori... but not quite, because no one is that aweswome"


So those are my Urbanized answers to the little questions. Some are pretty funny. Try it out yourself!